Monica Okubo

Vespal Ikea parking garage. Vespa sporting a decal of a Vespa. This situation could only be saved if the decal were recursive.

New Year’s Eve Traditions The Spanish can have their 12 grapes. We have the cupcake-cookie sandwich.

The Tranny Man Late night drivin’ through South San Jose. This deserved a U-turn.

Cat/Pig Bank Saturday afternoon in Noe Valley. On a table of odds and ends this cat who pretends to be a pig will not be ignored. Not at $5.

Hammertime Strolling through the Mission. Get your club on. It’s Hammertime.

Deflated Bulldog Outside Magnolia Pub and Brewery. Someone removed his stopper and let all his air out.

She’s a Hooker At Ocean World. Statue greeting visitors to the marine mammal show. Note the right ‘hand’. Stay classy, Crescent City.

Simply Nuts & Fruit Our favorite Starbucks in the Sunset. Bow down, Rice-A-Roni. This is the true San Francisco treat.

Electric Six At the Independent. Cooked the hell out of it. And sliced it.

Mountain Dew Baja Blast Lunch at Taco Bell. The fluorescent glow was too difficult to ignore. If ingesting toxic waste doesn’t kill me shouldn’t I be granted super powers?